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‘Heir of Fire’ by Sarah J. Maas

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

This series has finally taken a turn I can cope with. I don’t feel like throwing up frilly dresses and pinkHeir of Fire sparkles again. That’s really all I can think of when it comes to the plot of Throne of Glass and Crown of Midnight.  I don’t know if it was the hard core training in a forest, or a halfway decent love interest that doesn’t make my bathroom wall look sexy. And my bathroom wall is not even slightly sexy. That is how dull I found Chaol. Eugh. God I hope she doesn’t go back to him. I might have to drown myself in boredom tears.

I’m not sure if the sudden excellence of this book was due to the lack of shopping, the lack of Celaena and Chaol scenes, or the fact that I can now call Celaena, Aelin (much easy to mentally pronounce). And Rowan! What a hateful, vowels-in-proper-places, not-putting-up-with-yo-shit lad.

The changes in Celaena’s personality are definitely due to this foresty environment. The list of the things that irritated me about Celaena are as follows; her excessive vanity, materialistic values, and lack of actual killing. The simple addition of a forest means no reflective surfaces, no shopping malls, and everything wants to kill you so you have to kill them first. It’s like Sarah realised that she created Cinderella and forgot to get her the personality of an assassin when she changed her job title. Bam! Enter the forest. Breaking necks and taking cheques.

Sarah also introduced the witches storyline. I started off being a bit grossed out by the whole cannibalism aspect, but hey, fish gotta swim.

Okay I have nothing else to say about this. I’m out.


‘Bloodlines’ by Richelle Mead

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

I wasn’t planning on reviewing this book. But then I accidentally got obsessed. It happens more Bloodlines_Novelfrequently than I like to admit.  Bloodlines by Richelle Mead sortof happened to me in a book store. I fell into the YA section and it got stuck to my hand. I swear.  Bloodlines is a spin off from Vampire Academy. Which I haven’t actually read. I know, the audacity of me. I may as well go drink some hot water and eat a teabag. Or mop the kitchen floor then make fried rice (am a violent stirrer).  But it wasn’t so bad. I entered the book, missing a lot of backstory and info dumping. Mead knows me though. She thought, ‘this bitch hasn’t even read Vampire Academy. I best hold her hand and walk her through the world like an infant.’ Thanks Mead, mucho appreciato. Yeah I still only know English.

Sydney Sage is an alchemist (like a funky magical chemist) and she has face tattoos which is totally awesome. But don’t be fooled. Sydney is not cool. She is a straight-edge, cardigan-wearing, vampire-judging, teacher’s pet. And I love her. She’s puts me to shame on got-her-shit-togetherness. She is 18 and has to go back to high school (shudder), look after some fools, pretend to learn from some other fools, and take orders from – you guessed it – fools. At pretty much every turn I want to punch a character in the throat.

Honestly I had the most violent Hunger Game-ish dreams after reading this one night. If you are yet to experience Hunger Games dreams, I strongly encourage it. I usually carry two short swords in such dreams and am a spinning fury of blades. Anyway all the frustration I had kept stored tumblr_lm673pODIe1qd09xyo1_500away for a rainy day (by rainy I mean, a day where I am attacked and may need violence) came to the surface. Nothing makes me more livid then when people (including myself) have to take orders from utter fucktrumpets. And that is all Sydney does. She really doesn’t have much of a choice, considering the dominant fool is her father. Every time something particularly growl-inducing happens I have to put my book down and crack my fingers, or something equally as menacing. This lets the fictional character know that they wouldn’t get the same reaction from me. I don’t think Mr Sage will be crossing me anytime soon. Fear… and being 2D will keep him at bay.

As promised, I put in my favourite quotes in the book. But no such wisdom struck me in this one. However. There is a moment when Sydney, ever the do-gooder snaps and puts her ‘friends’ in their place.

“You know what? I kindof feel that way too. Because as far as I can tell, I’m the only one in this group behaving like an adult. You think I’m out there having fun? All I’m doing is babysitting and cleaning up your messes.”

p. 271, Sydney Sage (Bloodlines)

 Damn girl.

It doesn’t seem that harsh, but considering how restrained and perfectly lovely she is to these nitwits, I felt like giving her a hefty nod of approval. Way to stand up for yourself…. Now to deliver a slightly worse speech to your father… I don’t know if it was the sound of GTA5 in the background, or my lack of sun vitamins lately, but I often discovered myself yelling into the pages “FUCK! Just kill him Sydney! No one will miss this lummox. Just bite his damn face off, I bet it’s full of protein and it will still be the most useful thing he will ever do in his life.” Dearest boyfriend has learnt to be less concerned by these outbursts.

Anyway five stars. Fan-girling hard over this new series!

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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