Every Thursday I have ample opportunities to go out a drink cocktails for free. While I am no longer a bar tender I do go to their cocktail training for ‘supervision’ purposes. Supervising that the cocktails are indeed cocktails. Showing the 18 year olds the correct way to hold a martini glass. Showing everyone else that I have an alcohol tolerance like that of an 18 year old. It is much fun.
I have an informant who tells me what cocktails are going to be on which week, this is so I can avoid the cocktails I don’t like – mostly (White Russians, Cosmos, Zombies). This week was shot training, so the internet gets to enjoy my company for the evening. I am sorry. A shot isn’t a drink. No one in their right mind has ever enjoyed a shot before. Actually I enjoy watching people do shots. Particularly weird ones that maybe have some sneaky, sneaky, tobasco sauce in them, or
sneaky, sneaky, are set on fire. Mostly I enjoy the “Surprise me” shot. A creation of my own which is actually just orange juice. It’s very surprising. Very fun when they just “WOO!” and run back to the dance floor.
Right now I am in the throes of a big decision in my life. See all 6 Vampire Academy books just rocked up on my doorstep today. I had American Gods slated up to be my next read. But I’m just so excited for VA that I think it will ruin it for me because I won’t be able to concentrate or appreciate it properly. But then if I do read Vampire Academy first I won’t see the sun for a week. Or consume food. I may not even breathe for a week. I may have a heart attack, if Bloodlines is anything to judge by…Then I will get caught in a finished the series depression and I won’t want to read American Gods because it isn’t Rose Hathaway. I bet you are all impressed by my foresight. But you wouldn’t be impressed by my willpower. It’s taking just about everything I have to finish typing all the letters into words into sentences into sense, instead of devouring said book immediately.
Yep I’m done.
See ya’ll after Vampire Academy.